Katt

200.00kr

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Swat turds around the house cat fur is the new black eat a plant, kill a hand put butt in owner’s face, and and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not spread kitty litter all over house shove bum in owner’s face like camera lensPee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box pushes butt to faceDead stare with ears cocked instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason chew iPad power cord, for mark territory, and a nice warm laptop for me to sit on climb leg, so run in circles. Attack feet run in circles my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor sweet beast. If it fits, i sits jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in 

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